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gingerbrownies:

Titanic conspiracy exposed



Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

I like how instead of asuming it was just full of anachronisms, you went out of your way to come up with this. Which I rather prefer, of course!

tharcblack:

the-shires-shadowhunter:

i-would-be-forever-by-your-side:

thehighwayphantom:

gingerbrownies:

Titanic conspiracy exposed

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Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

I like how instead of asuming it was just full of anachronisms, you went out of your way to come up with this. Which I rather prefer, of course!

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mental-health-advice:

Mental Health Advice are celebrating reaching 10,000 followers by doing a giveaway for our amazing followers!

The rules are as follows:

  • Must be following mental-health-advice
  • Reblogs count for one entry each
  • Add a comment on what you love about MHA for an extra entry!
  • No reblogging to giveaway blogs or making new blogs for the giveaway
  • This is an international giveaway - anyone can join!
  • There will be 4 winners

Winners will:

  • Be chosen on November 1st at random
  • Receive a book of their choice from Barnes & Noble of up to $25 including shipping to their country (don’t worry, Barnes & Noble is cheap with shipping, so there’s a huge range of books you can choose from)!
  • Will be contacted through their tumblr inbox, so make sure it’s on!
  • Must be willing to give their shipping address

Giveaway ends October 31st.

Good luck, and lots of love from the Mental Health Advice team!

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U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself

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ACCIDENTALLY GROWS REALLY ATTACHED TO A STORY I’LL NEVER WRITE

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

and even if this was true like why can’t these men just jack themselves off tho

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